
Goodbye Portland
It was a bittersweet goodbye to the City of Roses, that damp, unraveling quilt of punks, prophets, burnouts, baristas, anarchists, misfits, and the chronically misunderstood. A city where misgendering and microdosing cross paths beneath sagging telephone wires and the watchful eyes of crows. It felt half-feral and half-forgiven, stitched together with moss and fentanyl, soaked and soggy with rain and stale beer, threaded with sidewalk sermons and the sharp stench of piss soaked walls. Portland: moody, feral, oddly tender and slouched in the cradle of the Willamette Valley. Rotting or fermenting, depending on who your talking to. A surreal, dreamlike place that taught me more than a few lessons and offered a mirror I wasn’t always ready to look into. A chapter I dig deeper into elsewhere: An Ode to Portland.
It’s a city where, on your birthday, you could eat and drink your way from breakfast through dinner on nothing but free offers from local joints and small scale newspaper publishers like the Willamette Week and Portland Mercury still exist in print for free, housed in their holder on various street corners. And where leaving anything in your car overnight means waking to find a shattered window.
The coffee scene? Deep. The food carts? Endless. The dive bars? Dimly lit, carpeted and with $2 Peebers and a tarot reader lurking near the jukebox. The sidewalks? Not just covered in leaves, but also human turd, urban landmines marking the city’s slow collision between radical compassion and systemic failure.
A city so brazen in “fuck it” energy, in 2022 some guys opened the “Shroom House” an illegal but legal psilocybin dispensary on Burnside. No secret menu, no hushed exchanges, just psychedelic mushrooms in the display case as if it was a bakery. Despite it being illegal, it still managed to last just a few days before the authorities stepped in, but for that brief moment, it felt like the most Portland thing ever: part rebellion, part hallucination, all-in on chaos and hope.
In Portland, beauty and decay share a smoke on every corner, and sometimes, they pass you the pipe, just to see what you’ll do.
Portland may not have been what i wanted, but she was been exactly what i needed, she’d always been a tough teacher, uncaring of how i felt but always there to catch me. And despite the fact she’d been my home for the last three years and i made enough money to live freely on a mere 15 hours a week doing something i actually enjoyed, something was missing.
Enter Nicole.
Within two months of knowing each other, we decided to go for it, to follow a dream and a feeling in pursuit of the great unknown.
And why not?
I mean imagine laying there on your death bed, skin as wrinkly as an old mans nutsac on a cold day, clinging onto the mystery of what your life could have looked like. Unable to step fully into death because you never really stepped into life.
Talk about a nightmare.
All we really knew was that we loved each other, and that we wanted to open a bed and breakfast, somewhere, somehow, some way. And the reason we were doing it? It came down to a simple feeling: what we are doing feels in right. THAT’S IT.
There were just a handful of things left to do before we left:
Learn how to bake sourdough for the Bell & Breakfast
typical stretch and fold
typical stretch and fold
best secret method to stretch the dough you WONT see on youtube
first ever loaf (got lucky)
lol wtf is this
penis loaf
getting better
GOT ER DIALED CHARLIE
WE’RE LOCKED AND LOADED
BLAST OFF
Matt’s job at the Multnohmah Athletic Club
Matt’s trainer Picture, thanks to Patrick Fisher
Maestro Perparim Ferunaj taught Tai Chi so well I was able to end up teaching my own class, he is pictured down below in the red
Reconvert Ravie
From a one person adventure mobile
to a love shack on wheels
Rando p-land mems
rounded up matts fam to join for a yoga sesh
brother butt taps
morries
pistash crusted salmon mannnn
matt's 300 hr yoga class