Join us as life reveals…

How 
When
&
Where

we will open:

The Bell and Breakfast

We’re the
Gerber’s

On June 2nd 2024, we left Portland, Oregon

for wisconsin

From Wisconsin, our plan was to head to Switzerland for two months to visit Nicole’s family.

From Switzerland, we were going to travel until we found what felt like a nice place to open a bed and breakfast.

However,

along the way

we found out

Nicole was pregnant

baby changing table

After deciding to have our baby in Switzerland,

we navigated through the beurocratic maze in order to move to Switzerland.

Settling down for, God only knows how long

continuing along the road of opening a bed and breakfast.

This time,

with a baby

This is a trust experiment,

a test of our willingness

to follow an uncertain path

towards our dream.    

   

 It’s not some polished manifesto.

It’s just our corner

to tell our story,

the real stuff,

the suck

the sublime. 

 

We’re chasing something that feels real. 

And if we’re lucky,

say something that hits. 

Something that helps you hold your line,

stay on that path only you can walk,

the one that only make sense

to you.  

 And should you catch us slipping,

churning out shit like:

“10 Best Things to Do in Bumfuck Nowhere,”

or

“15 restaurants that will have you shitting your pants in Rome”,

do us a favor

CALL US OUT

so we can beat the shit out of each other. 

In the meantime:

We’re using this page as our Bat signal.

Casting our light into the sky

 to connect with other seekers and warfaring souls wandering planet Earth..